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Drunk History – Tesla

Tony — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:58:56 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSpi8GwDZfY

These drunk history episodes never disappoint. But this time, I wasn’t quite sure the narrator was actually drunk until he upchucked his pineapples. Soooo sorry I doubted you.

And hey, this one also has Crispin Glover! As Thomas Edison! If that alone isn’t worth your time then I think we’re done here.

I SAID GOOD DAY

Top 20 5 Second Films Presented By UPROXX

Juh — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:20:04 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY

Die Antwoord – Zef $ide

Tony — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:49:44 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77YBmtd2Rw

This just about sums up how I’ve been feeling lately. Die Antwoord

Timbo Can Be a Hazard to Your Furniture When the Game’s On

Tony — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:32:36 +0000

This was, unfortunately, after most of the action went down. You’re the man, tim.

Prince – "Purple and Gold" – Full 3:34 Version

Juh — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:40:04 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDs3U9IeYg0

Prince Covers Radiohead At Coachella

Embarrasing, Cringeworthy “One More Thing” Video Tries to Sell You on Dallas, Fails Impressively

Tony — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:34:01 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA0EczVe5C0

That’s what I want to see when I think of Dallas. City employees dancing. How can a just-released video look this dated? What’s with that song?

With all the high quality video productionists scattered around the area (I myself know at least four), this is the best they come up with? I’m embarrassed for my city. I guess this is what you get when you put an out-of-touch government agency in charge of a project for creatives. Death by committee.

What could make this more cornball? Vanilla Ice. Ha, but seriously, no one would put him in a video, even jokingly, would they? …did they?

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BRING BACK LUKEYWES1234!

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:00:05 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSaKuqyryMQ

So I Went to Grand Prairie’s Drive-Through Christmas Lights Spectacular The Other Night

Tony — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:04:13 +0000

Listen for Brooke’s “THAT WAS AWESOME” 8 seconds before the end. Lulz. But no, it wasn’t just this sweet tunnel. When you finally get into the gate, you’re greeted with some red white and blue lit trees, along with santa in a tank (?) and some paratroopers. Very christmasy, very texas. The stage was set.

The best part about it was probably the “holiday village”, which was like a christmas themed mini-fair, complete with kids’ rides, funnel cake, cider, corn dogs, cocoa, kettle corn, and fat texans. Inside this huge tent, you could take pictures with santa, watch a light show, or buy christmasy shit you don’t want–for families with kids!

It was pretty good time all in all. Although the traffic was pretty terrible getting into the place…even though we sorta cut past, I dunno, maybe 75% of the cars in line (kinda by accident, kinda by design…oop). So I don’t know if I can recommend it because of that. Maybe the week of christmas isn’t the best time to go? Who knows.

Hope you’re having a festive christmas season, and you get that bb gun you’ve had your eye on, and will subsequently put your eye out with.

Mary Crizmus!

ooliquidnightoo’s five minute pot pie or your money back

Tony — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:19:40 +0000

Being the magnanimous fellow that he is, ooliquidnightoo (aka special greg) decided it wasn’t enough to just bake delicious food like the regular hoi polloi. Oh no no. He went that extra mile and outlined exactly how you too can become a chicken pot pie hero to your friends and family.

Did you watch it yet? I loved the title cards, and what a beautiful, smooth cadence my man greg has, don’t you agree? Be sure to rate the video if you liked it and let’s encourage him to make more of these little videos.

In a World Where Women are Hornier than Men…

Tony — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:05:17 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL61JreooRk

I came for the funny setup, but stayed for the censored windmill penis. As you’d imagine, the vid’s not really safe for work.